Wednesday, June 07, 2006

The Mark of the Beast explained!


Perhaps you are a millennialism Christian and you feel the end times a comin'. And it would seem that you have ample evidence...the date was 6/6/06, Rick Rubin is producing the Dixie Chicks, and Ann Coulter has released a new book. What could possibly offer us redemption from this most unholy of days?

Fret not, my fundamentalist friend! For last night, in the waning hours of 6/6/(0)6, Major League Baseball saw it fit to solve this millenia-old probelm of God vs. Satan by staging a baseball game between the Tampa Bay Devil Rays and the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, Alaska, Antartica, Auburn, and Arkansas.

The outcome?

Angels: 12
Devils: 2

Thus forever proving that God is exactly 6 times as strong as Satan. And that Satan's starting pitching could really benefit from a better curve ball.

Tommorow's topic: Which God was it that proved its superiority last night? Stay tuned!

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