Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Perusing the news...

Three things you can learn from today:

1) A restraining order has been issued against Paris Hilton because she threatened a party planner

2) The Kinks are experiencing a musical renaissance, thanks to commercials featuring their minor, 20-year-old hits

3) Divers have discovered a new sea creature that looks like a furry, blonde lobster

And people have the audacity to claim that the news consists only of entertaining filler to distract us from real news! How dare they?!?

UPDATE: According to other sources, there is apparentlysome sort of war going on.I don't think it's much to worry about, though. Haven't heard anything about it in the news.

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