Three things you can learn from CNN.com today:
1) A restraining order has been issued against Paris Hilton because she threatened a party planner
2) The Kinks are experiencing a musical renaissance, thanks to commercials featuring their minor, 20-year-old hits
3) Divers have discovered a new sea creature that looks like a furry, blonde lobster
And people have the audacity to claim that the news consists only of entertaining filler to distract us from real news! How dare they?!?
UPDATE: According to other sources, there is apparentlysome sort of war going on.I don't think it's much to worry about, though. Haven't heard anything about it in the news.