Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Necessity is the mother of all invention

Just when you thought your pitiful, meaningless life could never improve, along comes: ">carbonated yogurt!

Biggest selling point: "It's not painful like soda pop" said Lynn Ogden, a food science professor at Brigham Young University.

Finally, a substitute for all those hours of agonizing pain I've sat through trying to force down a soda will be replaced with soothing time spent with my carbonated yogurt.

Ogden, the inventor of corbonated yogurt, is in talks with a company that also sells e-Moo, a carbonted milk.

Life begins today!

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