As I've complained extensively (and recently), the State of Iowa, at some point in time, decided to wait on doing anything cool until I was long gone. All in an effort to ensure I grew up with a really boring childhood, I suppose.
So add this to the growing pile of evidence -- Flava Flav, ex-Public Enemy hype-man/current walking punchline, is opening his own fried chicken restaurant in friendly li'l Clinton, Iowa. To top it off, he claims he plans to be there regularly, even working the fryer himself on occasion.
Why he chose Iowa, and why he then chose Clinton of all places in Iowa, is unknown, but the chance of me taking a road trip to Clinton to experience the magic of Flava Flav chicken is highly likely...
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Having driven through Clinton several times, my first thought is that Clinton could really use a Fried Chicken stand. I hope it works out for the Flava.
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