I Don't Exactly Know How To Explain This...

...other than to say this is the exact reason the internet exists. When I woke up this morning, I had no idea this even existed, and yet now, I'm so happy someone took the time out of their life to put it together.

Have you ever wondered what it sounds like when LBJ custom orders several pairs of pants? Well, not to give to much away, it involves the fucking President of the United States describing how they should fit near his "bunghole" and how the crotch of his pants "down where your nuts hang" is too tight, so he needs some more Presidential nut room.

Seriously, watch this shit. It is well worth the 2 minutes and 47 seconds of your life:

Put This On: LBJ Buys Pants from Put This On on Vimeo.