Children Are Starving, Thousands Out of Work, Etc.

Those "brilliant" minds over at Forbes recently came out with a list of the top 10 richest people in rap for the past year. Leading the list is Jay Z, which isn't too surprising because he's passed only by Diddy (#2 on the list) in adding his name to crappy products for the endorsement checks.

And to show once again how wealth is rarely earned by the best, brightest, or hardest working, here's a great list of the stupidest line each of these millionaires has used in the ascent to moneyed stardom.

Peruse these, look at the money in your pitiful bank account, and try not to weep yourself to sleep tonight...