Wednesday, March 07, 2007
So by now I'm sure we're all familiar with the Jeff Ganon, the fake news reporter who tossed softball questions at White House press conferences, but it turns out that an entirely different softball metaphor is appropriate for his personal life, in which he's a gay male stripper and escort.
Well, as we all know, he's only the tip of the iceberg. You may have recently heard about Matt Sanchez, the Columbia student who's become a darling of the right because of his story of persecution on the campus of Columbia university. It seems that Mr. Sanchez feels like the elitist liberals at Columbia are making him feel bad for being a soldier. In fact, he's even become Ann Coulter's new best friend.
However, given her recent "faggot" remark about Edwards, and the rest of the right's abject hatred for gay folks, it would probably surprise most (but not those of us who know better) that Mr. Sanchez, years before being a poor, persecuted military man, was actually a gay porn star, who starred in such films as Jawbreaker, Donkey Dick, and Glory Holes Of Fame 3 (though to be fair, this one was wayyy better than 1 or 2), where his "11-inch uncut monster cock" earned him a devoted following.
Now certainly gay folk should be allowed in the military, and can have any political opinion they want, it's just always kind of funny in a sad way when they chose to throw their lot in with the people who think they're inhuman monsters who should be summarily executed. At least it should be interesting to see how Bill O'Reilly and others who have had him on their show and talked about how great of an American he is will justify their positions now. Well, actually, Sanchez could probably help them, because it would seem as if he's got some good experience with getting forced into uncomfortable situations.
Posted by Woz at 2:05 PM