Will write journal-length academic papers for food

Got a thick(er) envelope from the folks at Deviant Behavior today, but it turned out to be another rejection letter. Which is a bit disappointing, seeing as they're not that great of a journal. It's kind of like being turned down by the homely girl at the bar...at least you were kind of expecting rejection from the pretty one.

So it's back to drawing board again...sigh...always an academic bride's mate, never a published bride...